Monday, April 5, 2010

The Jokester's Butt...



Recieved in Email this afternoon... (Thanks, J.)
Even Hollywood and TV "Comedians" are finally seeing through the Dark Lord...will the MSM join the band wagon? (We can only hope- but don't hold your breath.)

TV comedians are increasing their Obama jokes as he falls further out of favor...

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. (Leno)

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. (Leno)

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. (Conan O'Brien)

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. ( Leno)

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. (Letterman)

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean, and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America! (Fallon)
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. (Kimmel)
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. (Letterman)

5 comments:

  1. LOL! Thanks man, there is some sense of humor left among former Obama supporters.

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  2. The Obama Value Meal and the Cash For Clunkers hit the spot particularly well!

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  3. Thanks for the giggles...I needed that today!

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  4. Shy,
    They say "laughter heals everything".
    Damn, I wish I could find humor in any of that.
    Cuz the fact is "Truth hurts"..
    Best to Ya' Buddy

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