Thursday, April 22, 2010

the Moral is...

Ummmm... didja hear about...
The Woman Marine Pilot?

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. Then it was Janie's turn.
“Janie, do you have a story to share?'
''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol (that's a big clip!), until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?
"Stay away from Mommy when she's been drinking."

Thus endeth today's sermon...
Bless God, God bless.
Shy III

6 comments:

  1. She sounds like my wife!!!!
    And I bet the Marine Lady is Southern too. They are deadly women ;)

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  2. Hey, I enjoyed taking a look at your blogs. Thanks for your comment on mine. This whole shooting thing is something new for me although I did have a BB gun that I loved when I was young. (Worked and saved to buy it all by myself. My was I proud of my Daisy!)

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  3. http://www. Stories.pk i have visited to this site and found to get the latest stories.

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  4. That's a woman I could enjoy living with. Can she cook?

    See Ya

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  5. The moral to the story is : I need to carry a flask of whiskey, a knife, and a much bigger gun. I already have mommy's temperament and love of whiskey Great story lol Jenny

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