Thursday, May 6, 2010

Lemme get this right...




With the Arizona situation so controversial, lemme think a minute and consider this...

If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years hard labor.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you may never be heard from again.

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you will be branded a spy and your fate is sealed.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

But if you illegally cross the border into the United States you get:
1) a job...
2) a drivers' license...
3) a Social Security card...
4) welfare...
5) food stamps...
6) credit cards...
7) subsidized rent or low/no-interest loans to by a house...
8) free education...
9) free health care...
10) a lobbyist in Washington...
11) billions of dollars in public documents written in your language
12) the right to carry your country's flag while protesting that you don't get enough respect and deserve more...
13) full Constitutional protection for burning our flag and when breaking our laws.
Just wanted to make sure I understood the situation.

(received in mail from B-I-L)
Bless God, God bless.
Shy III
(A reminder: FCC is deciding today if they should regulate web content... it was a good run, so enjoy it while you can. )












3 comments:

  1. Hell, I'd come here too. They're welcomed with open arms and free gifts. They'd be nuts NOT to come here.

    Great plan, America.

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  2. Yep, and that's the way it is.
    YeOldFurt

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  3. Shy,anything that makes them money and controls us.Yes Sir its coming.I never thought I would want my country to collapse but I can't see living like this in America.I hope the sheep catch up with us folks soon.If its not to late already.

    China
    III

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I believe in the First Amendment and so should you. Speak your mind and piss on political correctness!