Sunday, May 30, 2010

Some Gave All...

Brown, A.
Brown, G.
Brown, K.
Brown, L.A.
Brown, L.F.
Fontaine, E.
Fontaine, J.
Fontaine, L.
Fontaine, V.
Franklin, M.
Klaras, J.
Laurilla, C.
Lester, D.
Lax, G.
Rohner, C.
"No greater love has any than he who will lay down his life for a loved one."
Bless God.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Liberator Reissued

You may recall the Special Edition Liberator that went on sale last year. It's being reissued now to the New York City Police Department's patrolmen.

"...drafted in the wake of Sean Bell's controversial police shooting death -- would force officers to use their weapons "with the intent to stop, rather than kill" a suspect. They would be mandated to "shoot a suspect in the arm or the leg..." Read more:
There's "idiocy" and there's "Idiocy". This is pure Idiocy.
People: we're screwed, blued and tattooed when we allow idiots like these people to be involved with government.
God help us for allowing such people to live outside loony bins.
Bless God, God bless.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Umm, Wut's up Doc?

Doctors versus gun owners... didja know...

There are 700,000 physicians in the United States...

Number of accidental deaths by physicians per year are 120,000...

which makes the average number of accidental deaths per physician to be 0.171...

(Statistics courtesy of U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.)

Now consider these stats...

There are approximately 80 million gun owners in the United States...

The number of accidental deaths, per all age groups, in the United States per year is 1,500...

which means that every gun owner in America has killed .000188 persons per year...

(Statistics courtesy of the F.B.I.)

So, statistically, doctors are 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Fact number three: not everyone in America owns a gun (though they should),but everyone will see a doctor. Before your next appointment, consider this: You are 900 times more likely to be killed by your doctor than by a gun owner.

So, please, alert all your family and friends of this new threat to our health. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!

The new mantra for gun owners should be, "Guns don't kill people-- doctors do."

(Out of concern for the public-at-large, I have withheld the stats on lawyers out of fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.)

Bless God, God bless.


Thursday, May 6, 2010

Lemme get this right...

With the Arizona situation so controversial, lemme think a minute and consider this...

If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years hard labor.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you may never be heard from again.

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you will be branded a spy and your fate is sealed.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

But if you illegally cross the border into the United States you get:
1) a job...
2) a drivers' license...
3) a Social Security card...
4) welfare...
5) food stamps...
6) credit cards...
7) subsidized rent or low/no-interest loans to by a house...
8) free education...
9) free health care...
10) a lobbyist in Washington...
11) billions of dollars in public documents written in your language
12) the right to carry your country's flag while protesting that you don't get enough respect and deserve more...
13) full Constitutional protection for burning our flag and when breaking our laws.
Just wanted to make sure I understood the situation.

(received in mail from B-I-L)
Bless God, God bless.
(A reminder: FCC is deciding today if they should regulate web content... it was a good run, so enjoy it while you can. )