Not Really News

Egads! Is there really absolutely nothing happening in the world that all news outlets and talk shows have to devote entire days talking about non-news garbage? (I think I'm going to include blogs on this list since here I am... darn!)

Okay, let's look at this non-news news.

Tiger.

What he should have done the moment the first reporter stuck a mic in his nose was tell them, "Screw you- get a life and out of mine." (Actually, I think he should have told them to, "KMA," and just walk away.) Nip this crap in the bud since what he does in his life is none of our business. This is between Tiger, his wife and his god.

Seriously, folks: his concubine was a porn star (did anyone hear what some talk-show bimbo said about her "giving up her career for Tiger"? Do these TV sluts ever think before they say anything?). Really- how much of a life is a porn star giving up? What Tiger needs to do about her is hire two hookers who want to "make it big" and produce some real porn for his former concubine to learn from. Heck, maybe he can even sell his stuff to a real porn company and make more than she ever did.

As to the golf world- who the hell cares about golf? If this is all they're concerned with, they need to find a new hobby. "But Tiger's actions reflect upon our sport and give us a dirty face." Uh-huh... then pull your head out of his ass and let him live. He doesn't need you, you don't need him.

Okay, enough sports for one night. Let's get to some real food.

Dark Lord is wandering the West making more stump speeches for his little bad boys up for re-election... and of course, all the states he's visiting are in the doldrums, if not down-right pits, with their housing markets. So what does the great Stupid One do? Promises to make getting home loans easier for the very same people who couldn't afford them in the first place. Poor, poor California, Arizona, Nevada, Florida and Michigan. Gee, like there's ever going to be "life" in those areas again.

Nothing like throwing gas on a fire to make more flames.

Finally, let's get a few things straightened out here about Joe What's-his-face. First, he was not a Conservative. He was a flaming liberal cry-baby whining because the fed wasn't giving him money or treating him like the kiss-ass wimp he was. Second, he was a chicken shit coward who cared only about himself and left a wife and kid (or two or three) to fend for themselves without him. Like his life was so miserable theirs is going to be better now they don't have a wussy to help feed, shelter and clothe them? Third, he didn't care about anything but his own bottom line, his bank account. He was too much a wimp to face starting over unless the fed gave him a handout. Fourth, he's a murderer. And now his kid(s) are going to grow up knowing their father was a selfish, cry baby murderer just because he couldn't get his way.

What this cretin really needed, more than money, was for his father to lay him across his lap and take a belt to his ass. Lots.

Joe, to answer your question as to "Why this had to happen?" It didn't have to happen- you made it happen. All because you weren't man enough to face reality, pull on your boots, get a real job and man-up.

And that is news that ain't news and can't be called commentary since I'm not a commentator. (I think people get paid for doing that, and no one's paying me. Oh, boo-hoo, poor witto Shy! WAAAA!!!)

Bless God, God bless.

Shy III